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Text by Jasmine Low.
Inspired by Francesca Beard.
Written 18 August 2006.
Ah! Man in the middle lane
You’re annoying me with no blinkers
Going nowhere
You’re going somewhere
Far away from where the rest of us
Too close to my liking
Too close up my rear
You! Man in the middle lane
Honk! Pon! Pon! Move!
Why don’t you move
Far away from the old road
There’s too much room you’re taking
I’m on the express lane and
I just wanna zoom… zoom…
Vroom… vroom… out of your sight
Indicate, can’t you indicate?!
You’re everywhere yet nowhere
You! Point me with your thumb
Show me the way you’re heading
Or I’ll show you my finger
Hesitate once more and I’ll honk!
I promise you, I’ll honk!
Cast my eyes half moon so you’ll feel small
But you won’t
You can’t even see where the rest of us are heading at your 50km/h pace
Its 100 these days
You’ll be left behind hogging the express lane
Beam him, honk him, they say
But he’ll still not see
He’s just a man in the middle lane.
Unreleased and unpublished version (c) J Low. Plagiarising will give u callouses and bad breath.Copyright 2004-07. Send comments and feedback to girl_gungho@yahoo.com